Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) Free Movie Download
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2015)
When a kingpin threatens New York City, a group of mutated turtle warriors must emerge from the shadows to protect their home.
Director: Jonathan Liebesman
Writers: Josh Appelbaum, André Nemec, 3 more credits »
Stars: Megan Fox, Will Arnett, William Fichtner
Storyline
Darkness has settled over New York City as Shredder and his evil Foot Clan have an iron grip on everything from the police to the politicians. The future is grim until four unlikely outcast brothers rise from the sewers and discover their destiny as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The Turtles must work with fearless Reporter April O'Neil and her cameraman Save The city's diabolical plan to Vern Fenwick Shredder and unravel. written by Paramount Pictures
Reviews
Folks, it's no exaggeration when I say this one is bad. And I'm not just reviewing it as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. The Ninja Turtles are a lore. Every telling of the story deserves its own version, like Dracula, Sherlock Holmes, or Batman. Adam West, Michael Keaton, Christian Bale, and Ben Affleck all play different versions of Batman in different universes. Though I have a version of the Turtles I like best, I can set aside that prejudice for this review. It's just a very awful film. It's So bad, I do Not Understand How The Stars 6 AT CURRENT RATING stands.
The movie Has no real Sense of Identity, Like no Idea What The filmmakers really HAD to do it with. Where are the Turtles going to go? What are they going to do when they get there? Is it going to be spring time or winter? Should it be in the city or in the mountains? Low to the ground in dark settings or high up on roof tops in broad daylight? Are the Turtles stealthy ninjas or mini-Hulks that just needlessly destroy stuff? And are they main characters or secondary plot pieces? Is April O'Neil tech savvy, or does she still conduct interviews with pen and paper? (Through The first Half-hour, Perhaps Even by The end of The film, Have a Tough Time convincing yourself you'll Have Not Been The title should "April O'Neil: The Movie.")
It's very evident That The Writers did not know how to work with "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." Again, this has nothing to do with a faithfulness to any kind of version of TMNT. Just, really, they had no clue how to make those four elements work. They're not so much teenagers as they are just dumb. The movie lets the Turtles aspect be self-implied. The Mutants part as well, though it does play loosely into the plot (heh, just kidding, there is no plot). The idea of ninjutsu, though, is a complete afterthought. Seriously, it's Just There sandwiched somewhere in The story and plays no relevance whatsoever to, for NOR Any Character Has an identifying Presence, Even Splinter or Shredder.
Yeah, Shredder. That's a whole other useless incorporation. The guy is somewhere between a clunky Power Ranger villain (the ones in great big suits that do not move very well) and Bane from "Batman and Robin." He does not even fill the main villain role. That "honor" would go to William Fichtner's character, Eric sounds-like-sex Sacks. Shredder's just a tool. His appearance, fighting-style, and overall awkwardness are all loud, awful reminders of how the filmmakers knew nothing about ninjutsu or how to use it. "You know What? Just make 'em Fight with Ninja weapons, put lots and lots of Blades around, and BE sure The Word' Japan 'Gets into SOMEONE's origin story somewhere. Close Enough."
Yes, The Turtles are kind of Funny, but it's completely incidental. There were times when the movie tried to force something humorous, but in the theater I was in, no one laughed. And I was in a packed house. Their personalities are nothing but typecasting: Leo is the serious control-freak, Raphael the brooding BA, Michelangelo is a goof-ball, and Donatello is the inventive ... nerd! Yeah, nerds are inventive, right? Let's make him a snorting, glasses-wearing dork! You know what, just make him Simon from Alvin and the Chipmunks. You never feel like you get to be a part of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They're just kind of there. The viewer is more watching from April or Vern's Vantage point, Never fully involved in The brotherhood.
There's a whole lot more stupid That Goes on for The Sake of convenience: Like Donatello's Bo ABLE to flip over an SUV, or The fact That an iron construction beam can not support the weight of Leo and Donnie, but Raph who comes to their rescue can (what, are they as heavy as semi-trucks?). Watch out for the abundance of product-placement. This is a Michael Bay produced film, remember. At one point, a Pizza Hut ad Splinter Pretty Much monologues.
In Closing, I Want to Leave This with you, until We Because This GET, these Horrible, ridiculous movies made Will GET to continue. In an interview with an MTV whoever, TMNT producer Michael Bay said that he does not care if people think his movies are bad. Speaking specifically about The Latest Transformers Installation, "They hate to Love, and I do Not care. Let Them hate. They're Still The movie going to see!"
This movie is a film of a Poo-pile. I'm intentionally avoiding the usual puns like "it was a shell-acking" or "I left the theater shell-shocked" because, again, my affinity for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has nothing to do with how bad this movie is. As long as we keep paying to see what we know is going to be a bad movie, they'll keep getting made. And does it matter Not That they're bad, Because We'll Pay for it no matter How bad is it.
d'Or Keep Getting Maybe these movies actually manufactured Because There is a niche of WHO Like Them people. After all, it has a rating of 6 out of 10 stars ...
The movie Has no real Sense of Identity, Like no Idea What The filmmakers really HAD to do it with. Where are the Turtles going to go? What are they going to do when they get there? Is it going to be spring time or winter? Should it be in the city or in the mountains? Low to the ground in dark settings or high up on roof tops in broad daylight? Are the Turtles stealthy ninjas or mini-Hulks that just needlessly destroy stuff? And are they main characters or secondary plot pieces? Is April O'Neil tech savvy, or does she still conduct interviews with pen and paper? (Through The first Half-hour, Perhaps Even by The end of The film, Have a Tough Time convincing yourself you'll Have Not Been The title should "April O'Neil: The Movie.")
It's very evident That The Writers did not know how to work with "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." Again, this has nothing to do with a faithfulness to any kind of version of TMNT. Just, really, they had no clue how to make those four elements work. They're not so much teenagers as they are just dumb. The movie lets the Turtles aspect be self-implied. The Mutants part as well, though it does play loosely into the plot (heh, just kidding, there is no plot). The idea of ninjutsu, though, is a complete afterthought. Seriously, it's Just There sandwiched somewhere in The story and plays no relevance whatsoever to, for NOR Any Character Has an identifying Presence, Even Splinter or Shredder.
Yeah, Shredder. That's a whole other useless incorporation. The guy is somewhere between a clunky Power Ranger villain (the ones in great big suits that do not move very well) and Bane from "Batman and Robin." He does not even fill the main villain role. That "honor" would go to William Fichtner's character, Eric sounds-like-sex Sacks. Shredder's just a tool. His appearance, fighting-style, and overall awkwardness are all loud, awful reminders of how the filmmakers knew nothing about ninjutsu or how to use it. "You know What? Just make 'em Fight with Ninja weapons, put lots and lots of Blades around, and BE sure The Word' Japan 'Gets into SOMEONE's origin story somewhere. Close Enough."
Yes, The Turtles are kind of Funny, but it's completely incidental. There were times when the movie tried to force something humorous, but in the theater I was in, no one laughed. And I was in a packed house. Their personalities are nothing but typecasting: Leo is the serious control-freak, Raphael the brooding BA, Michelangelo is a goof-ball, and Donatello is the inventive ... nerd! Yeah, nerds are inventive, right? Let's make him a snorting, glasses-wearing dork! You know what, just make him Simon from Alvin and the Chipmunks. You never feel like you get to be a part of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They're just kind of there. The viewer is more watching from April or Vern's Vantage point, Never fully involved in The brotherhood.
There's a whole lot more stupid That Goes on for The Sake of convenience: Like Donatello's Bo ABLE to flip over an SUV, or The fact That an iron construction beam can not support the weight of Leo and Donnie, but Raph who comes to their rescue can (what, are they as heavy as semi-trucks?). Watch out for the abundance of product-placement. This is a Michael Bay produced film, remember. At one point, a Pizza Hut ad Splinter Pretty Much monologues.
In Closing, I Want to Leave This with you, until We Because This GET, these Horrible, ridiculous movies made Will GET to continue. In an interview with an MTV whoever, TMNT producer Michael Bay said that he does not care if people think his movies are bad. Speaking specifically about The Latest Transformers Installation, "They hate to Love, and I do Not care. Let Them hate. They're Still The movie going to see!"
This movie is a film of a Poo-pile. I'm intentionally avoiding the usual puns like "it was a shell-acking" or "I left the theater shell-shocked" because, again, my affinity for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has nothing to do with how bad this movie is. As long as we keep paying to see what we know is going to be a bad movie, they'll keep getting made. And does it matter Not That they're bad, Because We'll Pay for it no matter How bad is it.
d'Or Keep Getting Maybe these movies actually manufactured Because There is a niche of WHO Like Them people. After all, it has a rating of 6 out of 10 stars ...
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